Just Joking!

I found these jokes after our babysitter left (they were doing magazine collages), and decided to share! A little laugh now and then is fun, no? :)

Why did the farmer plow his field with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes.

What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?

Hello, hello.

What did the digital watch say to the grandfather clock?

Look Grandpa, no hands!

Oh, and try this tongue-twister:

Six thick thistle sticks.

Enjoy!